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Bible Tuesday – Revelation Part 29

Revelation Chapter 13 has a lot to ponder.  By all means.  Go read it.

There is much I don’t know about this chapter but here’s my attempted summary.

There’s a beast and a dragon and even more numbers.  The beast is an actual person…not a Disney character.  This person will be some kind of world leader.  (I don’t want to cause any controversy here but I’m pretty sure it ain’t Obama.)  The beast (man) will survive an assassination.  In that, he will actually be killed but come back to life.  This makes him quite popular with Earth’s inhabitants as you might expect.  (This is how I know it isn’t Obama because even if he died and came back most everyone I know would still hate his guts.)  The beast will, of course, be controlled by Satan.  And remember the passage from last week?  Satan is real, real, mad because he knows his time is short.  The beast is no fan of the church (meaning Christians) and he wages war on them.  By this I mean an actual war and not just the stuff we call war now.

Are you listening to this? They’ve made their bed; now they must lie in it. Anyone marked for prison goes straight to prison; anyone pulling a sword goes down by the sword. Meanwhile, God’s holy people passionately and faithfully stand their ground.

Revelation 13:9-10

Then this happens.

I saw another Beast rising out of the ground. It had two horns like a lamb but sounded like a dragon when it spoke. It was a puppet of the first Beast, made earth and everyone in it worship the first Beast, which had been healed of its deathblow.

This second Beast worked magical signs, dazzling people by making fire come down from Heaven. It used the magic it got from the Beast to dupe earth dwellers, getting them to make an image of the Beast that received the deathblow and lived. It was able to animate the image of the Beast so that it talked, and then arrange that anyone not worshiping the Beast would be killed. It forced all people, small and great, rich and poor, free and slave, to have a mark on the right hand or forehead. Without the mark of the name of the Beast or the number of its name, it was impossible to buy or sell anything.

Solve a riddle: Put your heads together and figure out the meaning of the number of the Beast. It’s a human number: 666.

Revelation 13:11-18

So this second beast appears to be a flunky for the first beast.  It’s confusing, ain’t it?

Anyone who doesn’t worship the beast will be killed.  I don’t think this is a metaphor.  I’m pretty sure these people will actually be murdered.  And those people are going to be faithful Christians who will not worship a false God.

Then we finally get to ‘the mark of the beast’.  I don’t know what to tell ya.  The Bible calls it a riddle.  I hope you weren’t looking at me for the answer.

But let me say this.  I have no plans to get implanted with anything anytime soon.  But the worship of the beast and the taking of the mark seem to me to be undertaken knowingly.  By that I mean that I don’t believe anyone is going to be conned into this deal.

 

The Goal – Week 7

The Goal – Week 7

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“Without struggle, there is no strength”

This was the motivational quote for spin class this week.  As I began to meditate, this is what I saw.

Struggle

St   RUG  gle

And here’s what I thought:

“I really hate that rug in the dining area.  Why did I even buy that?  Who puts a white rug underneath a table where people eat?  Why is my family full of messy eaters?  Maybe I could move the table and clean the rug like really, really well and then I could stand it for a few more years.  Where does the word ‘rug’ come from anyway?  I bet it’s Italian.  I’ll ask Kevin.  He always knows useless nonsense like that.  I bet he could talk about rugs for an hour.  On second thought DO NOT ASK KEVIN ABOUT RUGS!  Maybe I’ll just give the rug to Goodwill.  Then go all minimalist and just have a bare floor.  Nevermind,  forgot I hate minimalism.  I like the idea of it but not the actuality.”

And then my first session on the bike was over.

Fast forward to my second session.

Ok, time to really focus. I will now breathe deep, meditate and become one with the bike.

“Are my pants falling down?  Is my underwear falling down?  ARE BOTH MY PANTS AND UNDERWEAR FALLING DOWN?  Who is behind me?  If my rear is hanging in the wind, will they tell me?  Do I want them to?  I bet I have lost so much weight that my pants are just loose.  Or possibly I stretched them out so much the elastic is shot?  I should design a line of workout pants and underwear.  A combo deal that adhere to one another.  And then add suspenders so you can just ride or run or whatever and not have to worry about falling over while tugging on your undergarments. “

And then the whole workout was over.

The moral of the story is this:  Every workout does not include some mystical mind-body connection.  When it does, it’s awesome.  It’s the main thing that keeps me coming back.  I crave it.

But sometimes you just ride the bike.

And it’s enough

Bible Tuesday – Revelation Part 28

I know it’s not Tuesday.  I’m doin’ the best I can people.

A great Sign appeared in Heaven: a Woman dressed all in sunlight, standing on the moon, and crowned with Twelve Stars. She was giving birth to a Child and cried out in the pain of childbirth.

And then another Sign alongside the first: a huge and fiery Dragon! It had seven heads and ten horns, a crown on each of the seven heads. With one flick of its tail it knocked a third of the Stars from the sky and dumped them on earth. The Dragon crouched before the Woman in childbirth, poised to eat up the Child when it came.

The Woman gave birth to a Son who will shepherd all nations with an iron rod. Her Son was seized and placed safely before God on his Throne. The Woman herself escaped to the desert to a place of safety prepared by God, all comforts provided her for 1,260 days.

Revelation 12:1-6

Boy this passage is just chock full of everything, ain’t it?  Let’s see what we can do with this.

Best I can tell, the woman here is a metaphor for the Jewish people.  The dragon is Satan.  The Son is Jesus.

There are a whole bunch of numbers here.  Twelve stars.  Seven heads.  Ten horns.  1260 days.  I’m sure I could get a bunch of people to argue about what the numbers mean but I don’t wanna.  Just for me, when I see 12 in the Bible, I usually assume it means the 12 tribes of Israel.  Sometimes it means the 12 disciples of Jesus.  Go with the one that makes more sense in the context and you will probably be fine. Seven heads and ten horns has something to do with rulers and empires.  I don’t mean to dismiss this as unimportant but I also don’t want to labor over something that God has veiled.  Maybe I’m not supposed to know EXACTLY what these numbers mean?  The 1260 days is 3 and 1/2 years.  So it would appear that Israel will be sheltered some kind of way from Satan for 3 1/2 years.  When is this gonna happen?  I have no idea.  Sometime during the tribulation.  And, no, we don’t know when that is happening either.

War broke out in Heaven. Michael and his Angels fought the Dragon. The Dragon and his Angels fought back, but were no match for Michael. They were cleared out of Heaven, not a sign of them left. The great Dragon—ancient Serpent, the one called Devil and Satan, the one who led the whole earth astray—thrown out, and all his Angels thrown out with him, thrown down to earth. Then I heard a strong voice out of Heaven saying,

Salvation and power are established!
    Kingdom of our God, authority of his Messiah!
The Accuser of our brothers and sisters thrown out,
    who accused them day and night before God.
They defeated him through the blood of the Lamb
    and the bold word of their witness.
They weren’t in love with themselves;
    they were willing to die for Christ.
So rejoice, O Heavens, and all who live there,
    but doom to earth and sea,
For the Devil’s come down on you with both feet;
    he’s had a great fall;
He’s wild and raging with anger;
    he hasn’t much time and he knows it.

Revelation 12: 7-12

Now this is the kind of passage I can really love.  First, can we talk about Michael?  One of the things you will notice if you spend some time in the Bible is that almost every time an angel shows up, the first thing they say is “Fear Not.”  This should cause you to reevaluate how you envision angels.  I assure you, if a blond cherub in a white dress floats down playing a harp, my first reaction will not be fear.  Real biblical angels are not cartoons.  They are warriors or messengers.  Sometimes they are both.

God gives Michael the authority to cast Satan and his angels out of heaven.  This is a great example of the actual balance of power in heaven.  The battle is not God versus Satan. It’s Satan versus Michael.  Two angels.  One of the biggest mistakes Christians make in their theology is assuming an equality between God and Satan.  There isn’t one.  Don’t be deceived.

 

 

 

When the Dragon saw he’d been thrown to earth, he went after the Woman who had given birth to the Man-Child. The Woman was given wings of a great eagle to fly to a place in the desert to be kept in safety and comfort for a time and times and half a time, safe and sound from the Serpent. The Serpent vomited a river of water to swamp and drown her, but earth came to her help, swallowing the water the Dragon spewed from its mouth. Helpless with rage, the Dragon raged at the Woman, then went off to make war with the rest of her children, the children who keep God’s commands and hold firm to the witness of Jesus.

Revelation 12: 13-17

The Goal – Week 6

The Goal – Week 6

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You are powerful beyond belief.

This is the phrase that greeted me in Spin class.  It was written in huge letters on the chalkboard at the front of the class.  I read it, smiled and thought no more of it. 10 minutes later class had gotten the best of me.  I was already tired and very much regretting signing up for an exercise class on Saturday to begin with.  As I stared in front of me, I began to focus on the one word that was right in front of me.  (This wasn’t a buddhist type meditation deal.  It was a ‘focus on something or fall off this bike and die’ kinda thing.)  Guess what word it was?

BELIEF

And as I stared at that word, I discovered something.

BE    LIE     F

And I began to think about how many of my beliefs are complete lies.

I don’t have the strength to do this.

I don’t have the time to do this.

I don’t have the money to do this.

I don’t…

I don’t…

I don’t.

I’m not thin enough.

I’m not strong enough.

I’m not good enough.

I’m not…

I’m not…

I’m not.

I can’t ask for help.

I can’t share this struggle.

I can’t be an athlete.

I can’t push this  pedal one more time.

I can’t…

I can’t…

I can’t.

And somewhere along the way I let these lies become my truth.

Wanna know the real truth about me?

I am fearfully and wonderfully made.

I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me.

 

Today I outran the lies.  And it was incredible.

I feel confident they will catch up with me tomorrow ,and the day after that, and the day after that.

And the only thing I know to do is to keep getting on that bike and riding toward the truth.

Bible Friday : Heart and Soul

It’s Valentine’s Day!

So it seems like a good time to talk about love.

I’ve been brewing this post in my mind for several months now.  Each time I begin to write it I stop short.  Mostly I was too angry to make sense so I scrapped whatever tirade had made it’s way out of my keyboard.  I hate writing and reading angry blog posts. I’m guessing you do too. But when you write, ideas generally won’t go away until you communicate them. I suppose that’s the height of narcissism really.  The idea that one must tell others of their opinion.  (It’s the kind of thing I make fun of people for doing on Facebook but do myself constantly on this blog.  Am I a hypocrite or what?)

So here’s my dilemna. The best I can tell, if you are a Christian the only way you can respond to ANYTHING that happens in the world today is…Love.
Love, Love, Love.  It’s our only option it seems.

You see I’m actually all about Love.  What I am not on board with is being dictated to love by a society that would not know love if it washed their filthy feet.

When we talk about love, we really seem to be saying “Will you ignore my sin if I ignore yours?”  or “Can we just agree to disagree about sin?”  or “Can we just pretend sin does not exist?” And more often than not, this is followed by a lesson on Jesus.  Look, I can admit there is much about Jesus that I still need to learn.  I hope I get closer to him every day until Heaven.  But I gotta be honest, I don’t need your Pinterest post about a fantasy Jesus that you created.  I don’t need a Facebook primer on the Bible.  Justify yourself on social media all you want.  I choose not to.

And I choose that path because there is no justification for me without Christ.  I highly doubt you know many people that were worse sinners than me.  I couldn’t talk my way out of it.  None of my arrogant worship of all the things I thought I knew would save me.  They still can’t.  So you don’t need to lecture me about Jesus and his amazing love.  I know full well how Jesus loves.  I know how he pursued me, wooed me, won me.  I know how undeserving I was and still am.  And I know that He loved me when I didn’t even acknowledge my sin much less repent of it.

So here’s a point we can all mostly agree on.  Jesus is the MVP of love.   And as his followers we need to practice what He preached.

“Let me give you a new command: Love one another. In the same way I loved you, you love one another. This is how everyone will recognize that you are my disciples—when they see the love you have for each other.”

John 13:33

I feel confident I could find very few people that would argue with me about this verse.  It’s just universally accepted.  I wish it was universally lived but that’s a topic for another day.

But let’s look at something else Jesus said about love.

“Teacher, which command in God’s Law is the most important?”

Jesus said, “‘Love the Lord your God with all your passion and prayer and intelligence.’ This is the most important, the first on any list.

But there is a second to set alongside it: ‘Love others as well as you love yourself.’ These two commands are pegs; everything in God’s Law and the Prophets hangs from them.”

Matthew 22:36-40

So here we have biblical support for the idea that the absolute rule for Christians is love.  But let’s look again at what Jesus identified as being the ‘most important’.  You would have to twist yourself into an intellectual pretzel in order to deny that Jesus is categorically stating here that love for God trumps love for one another.

What does that mean?

Does it mean I get to love God and hate people?

No.

Does it mean I get to judge you for any reason?

Nope.

Does it mean I get to use God’s word as a weapon against you?

Un uh.

What it means is this.

If you ask me to choose between believing what you say or believing what God says, you will lose every time.

It means that my first priority will always be God.  No perfection is implied here.  Only intention.

And above all it means that I will love my fellow man as much and as hard as I have strength to do so for as long as I live.   But I will not hate God just to prove that I love you.